How It Works

How many times have you trekked to the team cage for a shirt, only to find an empty box staring back at you? No worries, just get the new guy to order more…but wait, who has the original team logo (not that pixelated screenshot)? And, remind me, which genius got us that sweet deal and delivered on time?

Or remember that time a CH-47 blew your hat into the abyss, never to be seen again? No problem, just hit up your buddy for a replacement…except, here you are, still waiting a year later.

Enter Creeping Death Mercantile. We cut out the chaos, streamline logistics, and make sure your team’s prized merch stays exclusive. When you visit 'Your Team Page,' you’ll need a passcode to access your team’s store. Let the new guys buy their own swag or finally give that code to the buddy who's been nagging you for a shirt. Got something that’s safe for the general public? We’ll list it on the main page, and you can rake in some profits for that eternally low team fund.

And don’t worry, initial mass orders are still discounted for the bros.